Opportunistic

"EEP!" It's 8:30am, and the pets are stalking us as we go through our morning ritual in the kitchen.

Last night, GB and I went out to celebrate a really good interview experience I just had in Philadelphia. We don't know if I have the job yet, so it's good to celebrate while we can. I was fresh (well, actually I was ripe) off the plane, and HUNGRY. So we went out to Sushi. Yum!

This morning, we got up and went about our usual business of giving the animals their breakfast, and their various medicines. Ours is a fairly geriatric household. I told GB that at some point today, after we get groceries and get the mail etc, I want to go hike one of those beautiful trails off Old Germantown Road. "That's nice," GB said, teasing me, and then in his usual show of affection to let me know he's teasing, he gently smacked my ass in passing.

"EEP!"
I glared at him, "You know, you should be more gentle. Girls are delicate."
He quickly put me to rights. "No. Girls are for ass-smacking. Don't you know that?"